Title: Under Any Other Circumstances
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,550
Summary: When Harry discovers that Snape is still alive, he's determined to see him. Getting Snape to even let him through the front door of his home, however, requires a unique set of circumstances. Post-war, EWE.
Author's Notes: Written for lesyeuxverts, December 2008.
Thanks first and foremost to the long-suffering snapelyholidays mods for their infinite patience and faith that I would get the blasted fic done, really. Heaps of chocolate to eeyore9990, ragdoll, alisanne, and everyone who cheered me on while this fic fought me every step of the way.

( Under Any Other Circumstances )

Title: Absolutely Indecent
Author: eeyore9990 & r_grayjoy
Pairing: Sirius/Snape after a fashion...
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,440
Summary: Sirius finds a new way to entertain himself during Order meetings.
Author's notes: Written for the "sacofricosis" theme on daily_deviant, July 2008. Huge thanks to eeyore9990 to agreeing to do this; it was way too much fun! Mwaha!

( Absolutely Indecent )

Title: Touch Me, Don't
Characters: Zero/Raw
Prompt: touch
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: For eeyore9990

( Touch Me, Don't )

Title: Desperate, Roughly
Characters: Sirius/Snape
Prompt: remember
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: For lesyeuxverts

( Desperate, Roughly )

Title: The Benefits Outweigh the Costs
Characters: Snape/Draco
Prompt: tried
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: For celandineb

( The Benefits Outweigh the Costs )

Title: Quite So Ridiculous
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Prompt: pink
Rating: general
Word Count: 231
Author's Notes: For ghot, with apologies. ;)

( Quite So Ridiculous )

Title: Death, Life, and American Beer
Characters: John/Rodney + a bit of Teyla
Prompt: following Elizabeth's death, a celebration of her life
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 200
Author's Notes: For ceria, who made me pop my SGA writing cherry with this!

( Death, Life, and American Beer )

Title: In the Time It Takes to Drink a Pint of Ale
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 6,350
Summary: A chance meeting leads to the disruption of Harry's perfect life. Or, the road to epiphany is paved with pints of ale.
Author's Note: Written for the 2008 snarry_games. Genres: AU and postwar; prompt: infidelity.
My undying gratitude to all the people who cheered me on when my writing mojo was nowhere to be found. Special thanks to eeyore9990 for all her help. Also, major thanks and kudos to the Snarry Games mods for their patience and enthusiasm.

( In the Time It Takes to Drink a Pint of Ale )

Title: Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things)
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: bondage, rimming, dub-con, defilement of a war memorial
Word Count: 2,015
Summary: Some rituals should be disrupted -- and perhaps even replaced with others.
Author's notes: This fic was written for cluegirl. ( Here's why. )
Much love and fangirling to artisticentropy who is MADE OF WIN, ZOMG!!

( Disrupting Rituals (Getting on With Things) )

Note: To see this fic rendered in comic form by the fabulous artisticentropy, go to the original post on Daily Deviant. Warning: not work safe, and not dial-up friendly!!

Title: pretend that he was someone else
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13ish
Word Count: 200 (double drabble ahoy!)
A/N: alisanne is a vile enabler.
For the snarry100 prompt "in the dark".
A bit schmoopier than my usual fare, but I think it turned out pretty well.

( pretend that he was someone else )

Title: It Had to Be Coincidence
Characters: Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,800
Summary: Sometimes it's difficult to determine who is being set up by whom.
Author's notes: Written for daily_deviant, September 2007. Don't you love it when you have the perfect opportunity to use a plot bunny that hatched months ago?? (Marauders Era, no DH references.)
Happy one year anniversary on daily_deviant to me!

( It Had to Be Coincidence )

Two drabbles, written for snegurochka_lee:


( Unspoken -- Remus, Severus -- Marauders Era -- PG )


( After the Veil, Dark -- Severus/Sirius -- OotP Period -- R )

Title: Over the Horizon
Characters: Snape/Sirius/D
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,230
Summary: Severus Snape is restless after the war, and sets out in search of the cause. The end of the road turns out to be the mysterious Count D's pet shop, and an adversary from the past.
Author's Notes: Written for pimp_my_3some, June 2007. It was a bit of a personal challenge to myself, and overall, I'm pleased with the result.
Although this is a crossover, I've done my best to write it in such a way that one need not be familiar with the other fandom (Pet Shop of Horrors) in order to understand what's going on. Really, it's a Snape/Sirius story that uses an unusual setting as a bit of a catalyst.
Thanks again to artisticentropy, rexluscus, eeyore9990, ragdoll, and everyone who consulted with me during the writing process.
The body of this fic includes the totally awesome art created by artisticentropy, which I used during the pimping process.

( Over the Horizon )

Title: Just Enough Room for Hope
Characters: Snape/Kingsley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: rough sex, dub-con, dark themes
Word Count: 1090
Summary: "He was an Auror, you know," Snape remarks casually while he waits. "His kind are the most satisfying to break."
Author's notes: Originally posted to daily_deviant on June 14, 2007 in response to the 'brothels' prompt. This is a bit experimental, but I think it worked out rather well. Thanks to everyone in chat who did on-the-spot beta reading!

( Just Enough Room for Hope )

Title: Innuendo Interrupted (or How Remus J. Lupin Knew He Was in Trouble)
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,540
Summary: Some snark, some humor, a bit of romance, and several misunderstandings, Snupin style. Post-war.
Author's Notes: Written for chazpure and kittehkat in the bottomsnape exchange. Huge thanks to eeyore9990, thescarletwoman, and nehalenia; you all saved my ass. Also thanks to odogoddess for her patience. :)

Happy Masturbation Month!

( Innuendo Interrupted )

Title: Come Again?
Characters: Snape/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,175
Summary: Severus discovers something he isn't meant to see… or is he? Slytherin ambiguity meets Gryffindor roundabout.
Author's notes: This was written for daily_deviant in response to the 'autagonistophilia' prompt, as a fic/art collaboration with artisticentropy. Huge thanks to the awesome mods who shuffled the schedule to accommodate us.
Additional thanks to themostepotente, ragdoll, alisanne, eeyore9990, and everyone who listened to me piss and moan during finals week.

Happy National Masturbation Month, everyone! :D

( Come Again? )

Be sure to go HERE (Daily Deviant on LJ; locked to members) or HERE (Daily Deviant on IJ; unlocked) to see this story in comic form, courtesy of the completely awesome artisticentropy!

Title: Darkness Discloses
Characters: Snape/HisLeftHand; Snape/Various Marauders
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fantasies involving dub-con and non-con elements.
Word Count: 1370
Summary: Young Snape's fears are revealed in his fantasies.
Author's notes: Written for daily_deviant. Kink chosen: phobia. As always, thanks to ragdoll, and to everyone who listened to me piss and moan. ;)

( Darkness Discloses )

These were the result of a Drabble Chat hosted by irana on March 23, 2007. The second is my first venture into multi-fandomness, and is all rexluscus's fault.


Challenge #1: Lyrics from Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends"

( HP -- Snape-centric Gen )


Chalenge #2: Somebody using a newspaper as an umbrella

( PSOH -- Leon-centric Gen )


Challenge #3: Bill Weasley

( HP -- Snape-centric porn; Rated R )

For soberloki, who issued the prompt: George/Snape, "Could you just pass the powdered bicorn horn, please?" How could I resist a challenge like that? ::snerk::

Resigned to His Fate

"It's absolutely brilliant that you accepted our offer, Snape!"

"It's the only offer I've received since the war ended, you smirking imbecile; I had little choice."

"Oi, it's probably not the best idea to call your employer a 'smirking imbecile,' y'know."

"I was once a Hogwarts Potions Master and one of Britain's foremost defense experts. I'm more than qualified to identify idiocy when I see it."

"We're well aware of your 'qualifications'; that's why we wanted you in product development for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes!"

"Could you just pass the powdered bicorn horn, please?"

"What would be the fun in that?"

Originally written for caputdraconis77 in the harry_holidays exchange.

Title: Changing Season
Characters: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: a bit of dub-con
Word Count: 13,650
Summary: Two years after the events of HBP, Harry goes looking for Snape. What he ultimately finds is, of course, not at all what he expects.
Author's Notes: Huge thanks to ragdoll and songin_mysoul for cheerleading and beta services, to annephoenix for running a great fest, and to caputdraconis77 for the fantastic prompt that inspired this work.

( Changing Season )

Written for karasu_hime for the Kinky Kristmas fest on daily_deviant:

Title: A Gift of Catharsis
Characters: Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,700
Warnings: rough sex?
Original Prompt: dirty talk, over-the-table!sex, bottom!Snape, slightly-out-of-control!Remus; "Remus is transfixed by Severus' nape and can't help himself"
Summary: An enexpected meeting takes place on Christmas Eve two years after the end of the war. Severus needs something; Remus has an epiphany.
Author's Notes: The challenge here was in giving Remus a good reason to be aggressive without allowing him to roam too far OOC; in the end, I'm pleased by how it turned out. Originally posted December 14, 2006.

( A Gift of Catharsis )

Title: Duality
Characters: Severus, Severus/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: gratuitous use of present tense
Word Count: 1,030
Summary: "It is his first social gathering as a newly initiated Death Eater, and he should not be spending the entire occasion staring at Lucius Malfoy's boots..."
Author's notes: This story was written for the November prompt on daily_deviant; kinks chosen: masturbation, outdoor sex, (light) bondage; originally posted November 14, 2006. OMG, I wrote Snucius... sort of. o.O

( Duality )